Dearly Beloved,

You are invited to bear witness, as Tara and Duncan tie the noose.

Er…knot.

…And having witnesses may prove useful, when saying “I do” quickly turns to “whodunnit?”

It’s December 23rd, 1978.

Albee Humphrey used to be a household name, but these days his star is fading. He’s got one last shot at a comeback – with a network televised Christmas special.

There’s celebrity guests, variety acts, and…murder. But hey, you can’t spell “Manslaughter” without “laughter!”

The Alumni of Mellencamp Sr. High have learned that their old Alma Mater is soon to be demolished. To show their school spirit, they’ve decided to throw one last all-class reunion.

So get together with long absent friends and classmates. Find out whatever happened to that old flame. Stroll down memory lane, or tear it up on the dance floor. It’s guaranteed to be the party of a lifetime…if you live that long!